In a small, rural community, you can find yourself doing just about anything. I do the Publicity for the Dale Jett & Hello Stranger Cemetery Benefit, but there is a lot of other stuff involved, too. I made a wienie run today. I’m so tired tonight, but I keep thinking of my conversation on wienies and smiling. I went to pick them up as they were so graciously donated, and if the conversation did not go exactly like this, it went something like this.
Me: “Hello…I came to get wienies.”
Very Sweet Pretty Receptionist: “Oh yes..we’ve got them for you, but first, what kind of wienies do you want?”
Me: “Humm…I dunno. What kind of wienies can I get? I want good ones. Only the best wienie for me!”
Very Sweet Pretty Receptionist: “We have all beef or another kind or the red ones.”
Me: “I definitely do not want a red wienie.”
Very Sweet Pretty Receptionist: “Most like Hormel wienies. It’s what they have at a lot of ballgames.”
Me: “Okay…let’s do Hormel. Do I still get 500 wienies if I pick the good wienie?”
Very Sweet Pretty Receptionist: “Yes! You can just go to your vehicle and someone will come out and load your wienies for you.”
Me: “Thank you so much. I don’t really eater wienies so I didn’t know. You’ve been so helpful.”
Very Sweet Pretty Receptionist: “I don’t eat them either.”
Out at the truck waiting…
Man Delivering Wienies: “You’ve got yourself some good wienies here.”
Me: “Really…that’s great! The only wienies I’m really familiar with are Pal’s wienies.”
Man Delivering Wienies: “These are THE BEST wienies. You’ll love them.”
Me: “Thank you so much for the wienies. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate them! You are so good to us down in Mendota! We love the wienies!” (Why couldn’t I just say thank you instead of gushing?)
Man Delivering Wienies: “You’re Welcome! Anytime!”
Please come to the Third Annual Dale Jett & Hello Stranger Cemetery Benefit and try these wienies for yourself! You may love our wienies!
You are making me want a weenie
Ha ha! Are you and Connie coming Friday night? We have wonderful wienies with Marck Deans FAB chili!
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Wanting a wienie or two tomorrow night!! Thanks for all your work Eva!! I sold 50 raffle tickets today!!
WOW you are on it! We have sold over a 100 and we haven’t even got the quilt. I appreciate your work too! Mutual admiration society…that’s us! Couple of wienies.
Wish I was close enough to come to the benefit. It sounds like a good time and dare I say it good wienies, 🙂
Deborah
Deborah
THank you! If I could, I twitch nose and you’d appear! And I’m sure these are some great wienies! LOL.
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